AND THIS IS FOR ALL MY FELLOW THIEFS AND ROBBERS ALL AROUND TO ALWAYS STEAL GOLD SUCESSFULLY AND NEVER GET CAUGHT IS TO DESTORY MARIO AND BRUTE FORCE AND I GUESS MAYBE OUTSMARTING YOUR WAY TO THE TOP BUT JUST KNOW WARIO IS ALWAYS GONNA BE NUMBER 1!
SECOND ROUNDS FOR STEALING VAULABLES ASWELL!
NOW FOR THE SECOND LESSON IS TO MAKE YOUR PLANS AND FIGHTS IF BRUTE FORCE DOESNT WORK LIKE PLAYING DIRTY AND CHEATING YOUR WAY TO YOUR TOP! AS PICKING YOUR FIGHTS MIGHT BE EASY BUT HAVING MUTIPLE IN YOUR GROUP GOING AFTER ONE TARGET IS EVEN EASIER FOR THAT MATTER!
YOU SEE THIS IS QUITE THE SIMPLE TASK BY BRAWN OR BRAINS IT DOES MATTER BUT I WARIO! CAN DO BOTH AS ILL TAKE ANY ARTIFACT NO MATTER HOW MAGICAL OR DANGEROUS AS LONG AS IT CAN GET ME WEALTH THEN I TAKE IT AND PUMMLE ANYTHING OR ONE IN MY PATH LIKE YOU SHOULD!
THE ART OF STEALING!
TO TRULY STEAL YOU MUST GO AT SUCH HIGH SPEEDS AT THEM TO WHERE THEY WONT KNOW WHAT OR WHO HIT THEM AS I APPROVE OF THIS TACTIC AS IVE ALREADY DONE IT PLENTY OF TIMES AND HAD NOT FAILED ME YET AND EVEN IF YOU MISS TURN AROUND MAKE SURE YOU HIT THEM OUT COLD SO THEY CANT ALERT ANYTHING OR ANYONE ELSE!
THE BODY OF A TRUE MASTER AS STEALING OR TAKING ANYTHING WITH A PRICE ON IT!
YOU SEE WITH THIS IN MIND YOU MIGHT ASK "OH WARIO THE RICHEST OF THEM ALL HOW CAN I BE SO FIT FOR IT?" AND YOUR ANSWER IS SIMPLE...YOUR NOT GETTING ONE AS YOU THINK I WOULD LET YOU KNOW MY SECRETS!?!?!?! AS IF HAVE A ROTTEN DAY!!!
NOW SCRAM ALREADY!
SO NOW YOU KNOW MY TIPS FOR MY WAYS AND THERE YOU GO SO NOW SCRAM BEFORE ILL SHOW YOU WHY IM TRULY NUMBER 1 IN THE FIRST PLACE!